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Jake, I Am The Mess.

A personal blog that also has a lot of fandoms in it. Usual posts include, but are not limited to: Detentionaire, RC9GN, Dude, That's My Ghost!, the better Teenager Posts, Tumblr humor, and some shows you've never heard of. I don't ship, and I do minimal amounts of fanart and fanfiction, so don't expect much on that front either.
Jul 18, 2014

davidmarquez:

Preach, Picard. Preach.

(Source: fandoms-are-my-one-true-love)

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Jul 18, 2014

pawnee6b:

my dad doesn’t just say “panic at the disco” my dad YELLS “PANIC!!!” then waits a few seconds and quietly adds “…at the disco” and I appreciate his dedication to punctuation

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Jul 18, 2014
johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN

johnlockanddestielatemysoul:

christianmakesjokes:

hello yes, I would like to purchase one night stand.

cAN WE ALL JUST PAUSE AND APPRECIATE THIS PUN

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Jul 18, 2014

prochoicehumor:

lucifers-handmaiden:

Someone just told me that abortion is worse than what the KKK did.

This just in: Apparently fetuses are more important than autonomous, sentient black people.

Stay tune for our next episode of “Racist Things Anti-Choicers Say.”

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Jul 18, 2014
bongfucker:

spermbanker:

nightgaunts:



will someone please explain this to me immediately

bongfucker:

spermbanker:

nightgaunts:

will someone please explain this to me immediately

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Jul 18, 2014

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

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Jul 18, 2014
hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

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Jul 18, 2014
pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

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(Source: casualcissexism)

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Jul 18, 2014

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Jul 18, 2014

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Jul 18, 2014

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Jul 18, 2014

Reblog if you’re alive when the dates, 1/2/3, 2/3/4, 3/4/5, 4/5/6, 5/6/7, 6/7/8, 7/8/9, 8/9/10/, 9/10/11, 10/11/12 happened.

thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:

kyokaito:

waitforawonder:

future-mrs-frost:

christofercringlemisha:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

ask-sonicandneku:

ikkitheairbender:

kevaroono:

you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it.

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As a Whovian… That scared me.

We can add 11/12/13 this year

And 12/13/14 next year

What? There is no 13th month…

12/13/14 would be in the format of Month/Day/Year.

fucking americans…

(Source: abcdefghijklloved)

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Jul 18, 2014

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Jul 18, 2014

share-art-and-smile:

My two favorite shows in one joke. I just couldn’t resist.

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Jul 18, 2014

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